The Daily Astonisher, August 26, 2002

NEW WAVE A TSUNAMI IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ART

By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter

Already a legend on the Southern California Post-Contemporary Art scene, john gill makes his international post-contemporary internet debut in the gill gallery on tulevision.net in August, 2002.

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT JOHN GILL

"gill is as important an emergence on the Southern California Post-Contemporary Art scene as The Beach Boys were to Rock 'n Roll in the mid-sixties.

Dexter Shark
Art Connoisseur
& 60's expert
tulevision.net

"it's not work for those who are trying to match their sofa pattern..."

matt rockett, art director
mmb580
boston ma

TV HEAD by john gill now showing in the gill gallery

ART SCENE SUFFERS SERIOUS SETBACK DURING RECENT STRIKE

From Internet Wire Services...

An ANSU (Art News Sources Union) strike that crippled over 10 internet news outlets for the past seven months has finally drawn to a tentative close.

The ANSU represents most of all "art news source" sources, e.g.., "unnamed" sources, "insider" sources, sources "close to the Bush Administration," and sources "on the Arab street" as well as "Hollywood insider" sources.

tulevision.net, hardest hit by the strike, was unable to publish its sporadically-read Daily Astonisher due to the publication's proclivity for loosely attributed quotes.

CAPTURING CRITTERS CAUSES CONCERN

The Lounge Lizard appearing in The Al fresco Photography Gallery

TULEBERG, CA... "She's been crawling around outside the Tulevision Web Compound for months and all she talks about are snakes, worms and lizards," complained a co-worker who preferred anonymity.

The Tulevision Staff Photographer raised many an eyebrow in the Tulevision Staff Lounge during the month of July. Finally, on August 7, 2002, Tulevision's new Al Fresco Photography Gallery opening explained everything.

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER

"Really, really, yucky and gross."

Daisy Mouse of The MouseGrrrlls
World Famous Internet Entertainer

"I'd say all of her work is in astonishingly bad taste."

Daphne Mouse of The MouseGrrrlls
World Famous Internet Entertainer

Others attending the Al Fresco Photography Gallery's opening were kinder.

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