Who is Ease?
Editor's note
Do you have a question? Do you need an Answer? Is Mr. Ease a guru from outer space? A Space Oracle? A reincarnation? An invisible spirit? Is he working off some heavy karma? Well... we would like to know too!
The big question on the minds of tulevision viewers around the world is: "Who is Mr. Ease, anyway?" No one here at tulevision has ever seen anyone named Mr. Ease. It's like he's invisible. He says he doesn't even have a physical body. There has been a lot of talk around the tulevision Staff Lounge about his true identity. One person says he's a virtual reincarnation of a spirit who is here to clean up his karma. Another person suggests he might be an outer space oracle attempting to make contact with planet earth. Whatever. He says his purpose here is to alleviate mysteries and we've decided to allow him to use this forum on a trial basis - any monkey business and he's virtual history.
The mysterious Mr. Ease
This is the online home of Mr. Ease - the world famous internet oracle. He claims to have the ability to solve all mysteries. Below is an example of one of Mr. Ease's responses to a Tulevision viewer's query. His extremely astute grasp of the mysterious will utterly amaze you!
Mr. Ease, I have a 1990 c1500 4.3 liter engine. I also have a 1995 chevy lumina apv with a v6 engine. My question, will the 4.3 fit into the van? Will the transmission mount to the 4.3 block? What procedure to remove the van engine. Randy
Dear Randy: My heart breaks that you humans still labor over such a primitive form of transportation. Therefore, I cannot encourage the use of your time (albeit an earthly illusion) nor your intellectual energy on such musings. It has been brought to my attention by some of our mutual friends* that, considering your enormous intellectual capacity, your energy could be better spent inventing a new system of propulsion for short-distance transportation. (Hint: think hydrogen).
Most sincerely, Mr. Ease
*[Editor's Note: Mr. Ease knows everybody.]
How Mr. Ease works
Sometimes viewers have urgent questions in the middle of the night, right? What we do is:
Put the entire Tulevision website email system on a buzzer
...and it wakes up our maintenance guy and security guard, Howie.
Then Howie calls Mr. Ease over the emergency nighttime internet hot line
and speaks to one of the denizens of the
who tells Mr. Ease to check his email.
Okay, sometimes this takes a little time but it's worth it - we think.