Doctors at the Tuleburg County Hospital announced today that Dexter Shark, world famous internet advice columnist (Advice from a Single Man) is resting comfortably after suffering a horrific hot tub accident.

"He was showing off as usual - about to jump into the staff lounge Jacuzzi, when he spotted the fish and fainted in mid dive," reported Daphne Mouse of the singing MouseGrrrlls, a witness to the event.

Apparently, an employee at the burgeoning website had turned the hot tub into a Koi pond as a summer project designed to eliminate boredom.

According to Shark's doctor, the damage to his wounded ego should heal after a few days rest.

A Tulevision website spokesperson suggested that flowers be sent to someone more deserving.