The Daily Astonisher, April 23, 2001

TULEVISION FILM STUDIO REDESIGN: CAUSE FOR GALA EVENT

By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter

"It's like... more viewer friendly or something, you know?" with these eloquent words, Manny Boy of the TuleVision Film Crew threw open the doors of the Tulevision Film Studio for another Glam Gala Ball.

The Tulevision cast, crew and their fortunate guests danced and swayed the night away to Morty Coyle and his Brightly Turbaned Country Soul Band in the newly redesigned Film Studio at the burgeoning website.

Fashionistas took notes as Daphne and Daisy Mouse, internationally known as Tulevision's MouseGrrrlls, rocked the house wearing full length red sequined gowns with elbow length matching gloves during an on-stage impromptu performance of their soon to be released hit song, "By Word of Mouse."

< The surprise of the evening was Dexter Shark's unusually charming behavior. "He just needed a little warning, that's all," remarked the Tulevision Editor.

CHILL BOY RESTING UP FROM PUBLIC POLEMICS REBUILDING

By Eye M. Cryptic, a TuleVision Staff Reporter

A mysterious web incident brought down the Tulevision Public Polemics Bulletin Board last week. As a result, Tulevision's web master and apprentice designer, Chill Boy, worked triple time to repair the damage. "I had to create a new board. Viewers can go there via the secret entrance," advised the exhausted web employee.

Despite his recent 24/7 work load, the usually reclusive Chill Boy, who is not related to Tulevision's Money Boy or Web Boy, showed up at the recent Film Studio Gala and Ball to chat with the Tulevision Film Crew. He was not observed on the dance floor, however - despite some notable requests.

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