Poley The Clown

Banished by Tulevision viewers!

Under renovation. Look around.

A fair and democratic vote

A taped-up cardboard ballot box with paper ballots sticking out and a red clown nose on top

BANISH
HIMone vote each

Click the box to cast a ballot. The result is already in.

Notice to all viewers

TuleVision viewers have had their say in a fair and democratic vote and Poley the Clown has been banished from the website.

Tulevision, 1999 to 2003

The name card on the door

The Clown at Tulevision

Poley the Clown

Clown since 1946

Resume: previous employment

Fry cook
telephone solicitor
salesman
bartender
dance instructor
National League umpire
night manager in donut shop
mosquito abatement worker
U.S. Postal Service employee
fruit picker
valet
autobiographer
telephone installer

Update: This dressing room has been vacated and is now under renovation because the previous occupant has been banished from TuleVision for good reasons.

A card from somewhere at sea

A vintage postcard of a white cruise ship at sunset beside palm trees

2/9/01 Update: Poley the Clown has found employment with a cruise line. We at TuleVision are forbidden, however, to disclose the name of the cruise line.

cruise line

PLACE
STAMP
HERE

FEB 9
2001
TULEVISION

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