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NEW TULEVISION GALLERY OPENING SETS POST-CONTEMPORARY ART SCENE ABUZZ
By The Daily Astonisher Staff Art Critic
The mysterious sound of gnashing teeth emanating from the East Coast has finally been traced to New York Art Scene denizens, staring into their laptops in awe of the Eric Kennedy post-surrealistic, après-impressionist show at the Tulevision Post-Contemporary Art Gallery deux.
"We knew it wouldn't be long before Tulevision scooped the self-proclaimed 'Center of the Art World'," smirked a spokesperson for the struggling, yet burgeoning, website.
"Eric Kennedy is destined to become one of the most celebrated artists of this century and we, at Tulevision, are proud to bring his work to our viewers," gushed The Tulevision Editor at the Gallery's gala grand opening.
The reaction in Paris? Tu parles! Allons voir!
