"It is time for us to get serious." With those words Alger Tule calls a rare Tulevision staff meeting to order, and informs the assembled employees that the long-promised original documentary "The Sad Life of the Endangered Snail," must be completed and go online in the Film Studio within 3 weeks.
Upon hearing the delay in production was due to complications caused by casting the snails in the proposed "environmentally-sensitive nature documentary," Mr. Tule warned that even the unpaid Tulevision interns may lose their jobs if the project is not turned in within 3 weeks.
A whispered audience discussion followed in which the mental competence of the 101 year-old founder of the Tulevision website was questioned.
The Daily Astonisher will provide updates as this human interest story unfolds.