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Fur Flies at the Gallery Opening

PETA Freaks Out the MouseGrrrlls!

By a Daily Astonisher Staff Reporter

Daisy and Daphne Mouse, the MouseGrrrlls, in their furs
Fur FashionistasThe MouseGrrrlls greet their fans at the William Lee Murray Photography Gallery Opening Gala Saturday evening
“It’s not like our coats are made of mink.”Daisy Mouse

An elegant Tulevision Photography Gallery opening was tragically marred during a demonstration by members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). The activists, armed with buckets of red paint and signs declaring The MouseGrrrlls are Fur Rats! sought to drench the fur-clad Tulevision stars Daisy and Daphne Mouse (picture on right) in red paint. The crowd watched, aghast, as guards wearing black leather suits escorted the demonstrators beyond the website compound’s gates.

Glamour Grrrls Undaunted

It’s not like our coats are made of mink, sighed an otherwise glowing Daisy Mouse, regaining consciousness after a brief fainting spell caused by the fracas. This is just an old ‘cat’ fur I’ve had for years, sniffed her sister, Daphne, waving her cocktail glass dismissively toward her full-length, white Persian coat.

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