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This is the online home of Mr. Ease - the world famous internet oracle. He claims to have the ability to solve all mysteries.

Below is an example of one of Mr. Ease's responses to a Tulevision viewer's query. His extremely astute grasp of the mysterious will utterly amaze you!

Mr. Ease,

I have a 1990 c1500 4.3 liter engine.

I also have a 1995 chevy lumina apv with a v6 engine. My question, will the 4.3 fit into the van? Will the transmission mount to the 4.3 block? What procedure to remove the van engine.



Dear Randy:

My heart breaks that you humans still labor over such a primitive form of transportation.

Therefore, I cannot encourage the use of your time (albeit an earthly illusion) nor your intellectual energy on such musings.

It has been brought to my attention by some of our mutual friends* that, considering your enormous intellectual capacity, your energy could be better spent inventing a new system of propulsion for short-distance transportation. (Hint: think hydrogen).

Most sincerely,

Mr. Ease

*[Editor's Note: Mr. Ease knows everybody.]


Ask Mr. Ease, the Internet Space Oracle can solve life's mysteries
If you still have doubts... if you are skeptical...  we suggest you read the Editor's Note or peruse the Ease archives before making an attempt to solicit advice from the Mr. Ease entity by yourself.

Mr. Ease has retired.
He's taking it easy in the Keys.

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