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On Career Ease: A coworker asked me the other day how to abbreviate the word "erosion." I didn't know what to tell him. Your hesitation to come up with a snap answer has probably served you well. let me explain: If you had suggested he shorten the word "erosion" by lopping off the last few letters - you would no longer be referring to the gradual lessening of a thing by abrasion, but to Eros (who we all know is the God of Love) and, in the current state of things, discussions of romance are frowned upon in the workplace. Speaking of romance - Did you know that Mr. ease once dated Eos - the goddess of Dawn? She is quite a babe (to use the current vernacular). Dear Mr. Ease, I am undecided about what to do? Should I stay where I am or should I take this other job? My future lies in your answer. Signed, Unsure of what to do Dear Unsure of what to do: Determining your choice about your future is very easy. All you have to do is ask, "What do I want to do?" That is no mystery. The Answer is: What do you want to do? Mr. Ease Will my boyfriend get his job back? Some events which humans consider a tragedy, like the loss of a job, are merely the fates steering those with special talents toward their true purpose. The answer is: Only if he should. Mr. Ease: What is the best way to avoid failure? I am starting a new venture and need help. Please. - Enterprising Gal Dear Enterprising Gal: What you must avoid - at all costs - is fear! Life, as you humans know it, is constrained by the process of time. The time you spend worrying is spent. Gone. Leaving less time for your true purpose on earth. Worrying can also cause havoc to your creative thought processes. The answer is: Don't worry about it. Dear Mr. Ease: How come no one asks you questions, but they LOVE me? From Dexter Shark What impertinence! That, my good man, is no way to speak to a more highly evolved being! In my dimension time is a continuous warp. Therefore I can see into the future as well as the past. And you, my dear man, are to be pitied, all things considered. The answer is: I intimidate the riff raff. |
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