Put your left foot right and incessantly repeat steps 1 - 5 while waving your arms wildly above your head! NOW YOU'RE DOING THE DEXTER!

[Editor's note: Tulevision.com accepts no responsibility whatsoever for any injuries incurred by viewers who attempt to follow these steps at home. It may very well be that Dexter Shark is the only person capable of the contortions illustrated above.]

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