SHOWS
Mr. Ease
Dexter Shark
Eye on Hollywood
The MouseGrrrlls
Nobody Nose
Poley the Clown
Daily Astonisher

STUDIOS
Music Studio
Film Studio

GALLERIES
Photography
Art
Essay
Antiques

MORE
Our Founder
The Home Office
Visual Tricks
Backstage

 

Advice from a Single Man
"ADVICE FROM A SINGLE MAN" 

DEAR DEXTER

Dear Mr. Shark:

I found some suspenders at my house. Are they yours? Please help.

Lucy Goosey

DEXTER SHARK'S ADVICE

Dear Ms. Goosey

It's not possible - I would have remembered wearing suspenders.

(Editors Note: We think it is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to correspond with Dexter Shark.)

DEAR DEXTER

I came in late the other night and my girlfriend got very upset. Are their (sic) any standard responses that work well at 4:30 a.m. when your babe is screaming "Where the hell have you been?"

DEXTER SHARK'S ADVICE

Dear Anonymous:

Girlfriend? Sounds like a wife to me, Pal.

My standard response is: "If you don't quit screaming I'm never going to marry you." I find it's a good indicator of a babe's patience.

Read More of Dexter's Advice

Hear Dexter  Sing

2000-2003 tulevision.net/All rights reserved